The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style

The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style

OKAY: Be completely honest with me… Who here has binge-watched on The Food Network channel?

The Food Network logo

Hopefully you didn’t also binge on Guy Fieri’s “Cin-ful Peach Cobbler” while parked on your couch… 

Guy-Fieri-Cin-ful-Peach-cobbler

UnwrappedThe Next Food Network Star… I could ditch Ryan Gosling for these shows…………….?

There is one show in particular that I have always been quite fond of… Mostlybecause of the hysterical and intense…

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Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

Every single time I think about bananas, I think about banana hammocks.

Bananas in a hammock

Have I ever mentioned that my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter? Because THIS is what a banana hammock REALLY is…

I should just live in the sewer with the Ninja Turtles.

I would probably marry SplinterBecause I like my men harry?? And we would have some cute rat babies…

Baby Rat

OKAY… Getting off track. And since when are rats cute?

Rat Babies

B…

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Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

If we truly were what we ate… I would be a…

Sabhambassagi

Cute little fish

Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH.

Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)! 

GiGi making a fish face with boobs

ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty

A sizzling fish company sent

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What The Fudge?

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk…

Fudgsicles have non-fat, hormone laden milk in them

Ew… What the FUDGE!

Maltodextrin…

Maltodextrin lurks within fudgsicles

Der… What the FUDGE!

Asparatame…

GiGi Dubois rips open a box of fudgsicles

Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE!

I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram.

I…

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Sharing The SamePlate

I have a confession to make.

Yes, GiGi did say that!

And no it’s not that I was one of the fembots in Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me. (Uh…. How old was I in 1999!)

GiGi Dubois as a FemBot in Austin powers

Photoshop is so much easier than getting a boob job!

It’s that I… Hate. Abhor. Detest. Loathe. Despise…

SHARING FOOD!

Spaghetti Squash in GiGi's Mouth

ALL MINE!

Don’t you dare try and take food off my plate, unless you want your arm severed off with my knife.

Don’t bother even…

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Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

TWINS!

Tia and Tamera Mowry

TWINS!

GiGi Dubois Stephanie Taylor

TWINS!

You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister!

Alas, we have since toilet papered the casting director’s houses gotten over it and now make YouTube videos… Did you know Stephanie fills in for me when I am not feeling quite up to make a video?

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Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber

What did the cucumber say to the pesto, bell pepper and avocado?

Hang out with me because I’m not a pest, peppery or the pits. I’m just cool.

Cartoon Pickle

Uhhh….. That was probably the worst “joke” on the face of the planet.

Good thing I am not a stand up comedian… Oh wait

Hallmark would never hire me to write their clever greeting cards…

Hallmark Not Approved

The “joke” above also probably makes no sensebecause I haven’t even…

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This is an Emergen-C!

This is an Emergen-C!

I am participating in a sponsored campaign hosted by Emergen-C®. I received compensation for this post. While all opinions stated are my own, I make no claims about Emergen-C as a product or its effectiveness.

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There are a lot of events in our lives that can be categorized as “emergencies”…

  • Trying to pass up “meteor rocks” as hamburgers at your summer BBQ…

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Traversing Los Angeles with Stacy! #ChevyFitTrip

Traversing Los Angeles with Stacy! #ChevyFitTrip

The following post is sponsored by FitFluential LLC on behalf of Chevy.

The band Fountains of Wayne made us believe that Stacy’s mom “has got it going on”… However, I beg to differ.

I believe Stacy herself has GOT IT GOING ON!

But wait, who’s Stacy?

Well she’s the Chevy Traverse I got to cruise around all of Los Angeles in for my #ChevyFitTrip!

GiGi Excited in Chevy TraverseWolfieis currently on a spa vacation, so it’s all…

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Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (AhemLindsayLaura…)

*Do you notice the color of the word balls… 

And THIS is how I act when there are balls in my food hole

GiGi Dubois love balls

You would think men flock to me because of my adoration… However they actually flee because as you can see, I BITE. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

OKAY: ENOUGH WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE-NESS

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