Joan Rivers: A Toast To You!

Joan Rivers: A Toast To You!

Joan Rivers and I met a couple of times when I worked at E! Entertainment.

GiGi Dubois and Stephanie Taylor at E! News

“THE TWINS” circa Feb 2011! OMG am I wearing… GASP: HEELSCheck us out now MAKING POP TARTS!

I’m still shocked she never once told me that my outfits look like regurgitated remnants of a broken garbage disposal.

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The dress code in the GiGi Eats kitchen!

She didn’t even say ANYTHING about

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Recipe Redux: Get Chip-Faced with Chipkins

Recipe Redux: Get Chip-Faced with Chipkins

Dehydration is never a good look in Hollywood….

Donatella Versace in bikini

Can you guess the fashion designer? I could have posted another photo of Tara Reid, but no need to “rib” on her again!

Or anywhere for that matter…

Hairless cat that looks sad

 Is this normal? Cat people – weigh in…

EXCEPT for… THE KITCHEN!

GiGi holding pumpkin chips

Uh, please do take a minute to check out this sensual food pornography…

Today I am serving up dehydrated pumpkin chips, or what…

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Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or…  In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches?

GiGi Dubois pointing at camera

Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends:

And… 

  • Turbutkle Bites

GiGi Dubois licking turkey butternut squash muffins

Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t…

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Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes…

Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot in common

But to name just two...

They’re both orange (most of the time)…

And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients.

GiGi Dubois grossed out

Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist.

If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles (okay, and maybe Cheetos as well).

Cheetos shaped like a penis

Sadly, I don’t think…

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In-N-Out of My Kitchen

In-N-Out of My Kitchen

I have to say, for a dirty mind like mine… As I have established in the pastIn-N-Out is probably my favorite fast food restaurant name because it serves as a “playground” for my naughty (and VIVID) imagination!

GiGi is shocked by her dirty mind

Unfortunately, while In-N-Outboasts being a “healthier” fast food chain (and has my brain swinging on monkey bars), this joint acts more like the bully near the seesaw for your health…

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The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style

The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style

OKAY: Be completely honest with me… Who here has binge-watched on The Food Network channel?

The Food Network logo

Hopefully you didn’t also binge on Guy Fieri’s “Cin-ful Peach Cobbler” while parked on your couch… 

Guy-Fieri-Cin-ful-Peach-cobbler

UnwrappedThe Next Food Network Star… I could ditch Ryan Gosling for these shows…………….?

There is one show in particular that I have always been quite fond of… Mostlybecause of the hysterical and intense…

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Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

Every single time I think about bananas, I think about banana hammocks.

Bananas in a hammock

Have I ever mentioned that my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter? Because THIS is what a banana hammock REALLY is…

I should just live in the sewer with the Ninja Turtles.

I would probably marry SplinterBecause I like my men harry?? And we would have some cute rat babies…

Baby Rat

OKAY… Getting off track. And since when are rats cute?

Rat Babies

B…

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Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

If we truly were what we ate… I would be a…

Sabhambassagi

Cute little fish

Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH.

Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)! 

GiGi making a fish face with boobs

ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty

A sizzling fish company sent

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What The Fudge?

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk…

Fudgsicles have non-fat, hormone laden milk in them

Ew… What the FUDGE!

Maltodextrin…

Maltodextrin lurks within fudgsicles

Der… What the FUDGE!

Asparatame…

GiGi Dubois rips open a box of fudgsicles

Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE!

I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram.

I…

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Sharing The SamePlate

I have a confession to make.

Yes, GiGi did say that!

And no it’s not that I was one of the fembots in Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me. (Uh…. How old was I in 1999!)

GiGi Dubois as a FemBot in Austin powers

Photoshop is so much easier than getting a boob job!

It’s that I… Hate. Abhor. Detest. Loathe. Despise…

SHARING FOOD!

Spaghetti Squash in GiGi's Mouth

ALL MINE!

Don’t you dare try and take food off my plate, unless you want your arm severed off with my knife.

Don’t bother even…

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